August 7th, 2005 by benjimmie

As promised to Joey…here’s him on paper :) Just to let him know that he’s not outta the loop and partly to appease Sekhmet and Bast. Wanted to put him in a cat costume ala catwoman but decided that it would cover most of his features…so decided to morph him into a huminal (human+animal). Unfortuantely gals look better as cats than guys.

Joey

Who’s Joey? well on LYN we know him as Joey-Kun…and he can be found here but be mindful that he suffering from clinical depression, something I only have textbook knowledge of, so his blog can be a little dark and morbid.

In other unrelated events, congratulations are in order for Syafiq (Empire23) for making moderator in Hardware section. While he’s quest to eradicated idiocy is still of upmost importance, I’ve noticed his post are more watered down nowadays due to the probationary period.

3 bloggers in a row

August 2nd, 2005 by benjimmie

Was doodling and then suddenly looked up, and lo-and-behold,…Reuben’s blog on my monitor screen so decided to do a portrait of him. Didn’t think this piece did him any justice though…so instead of saying it’s a pic of him..should i say it was inspired by him? :P
3_bloggers_1

Don’t really know how syafiq and chewyx looks like, so decided to leave it to my imagination and perception of them. for empie…lets say, mean looking deathblow/punisher gung ho-ness and for chewyx, the enigmatic fu manchu/silversurfer look (heck, i only saw the top of his shiny head).

uploaded a couple more artwork and changed the look of the entire blog to a more minimalist feel.

Edited:
Snowball effect going through the 3 blogs…here’s their hilarious replies: (in alphabetical order of appearance, drum roll pls)….
Chewyx’s reply
Soggie’s Reply
Empire23’s reply

Making excuses for reality

July 26th, 2005 by benjimmie

What’s one word comprising 6 letters that describes an individual who refuses to comply with or satisfy requests and refuses to verify the truth of a statement or allegation? No folks, I ain’t doing no crossword puzzle. The word is (drum roll, please) “DENIAL”.

Anyone familiar with the word will be aware of its increasing manifestation in parliamentary proceedings, the workplace and everyday life. When others tells you that you’re taking corners way too fast and you refuse to accept it, that’s obvious denial (learnt my lesson that not all cars are created equal - and that weight and the center of gravity is the key (don’t you love physics?) - when my aunt’s suzuki vitara was running on 2 wheels instead of 4). When you wear glittery clothes with the reflective powers of a disco ball, and dye your hair the colors of rainbow thinking it’s hip. When you haven’t hit the gym and flex in the mirror and still see muscles, there you go again. When you see an old geezer grooving on the dance floor with some young thing, or when you see an walruses (ref emp23 on this definition) in a skin-tight outfit strutting their stuff in KLCC .. you betcha, it’s denial. When the media published a statement to the effect that NEP should be brought back because we haven’t achieved 30% bumi stake hold in the local economy – well! This is the ultimate act of denial. Not wanting to reinvent the wheel, for more on this, either head on over to lowyatdotnet or emp23’s blog.

And that’s the biggest problem with being in denial. How can things improve unless the truth is confronted? The first step when taking remedial action is to first address the root of the problem. How does one change without first recognizing the need to change it in the first place? Whether you need to stop smoking or admit that finishing a bottle of whisky in one day is a real problem, recognition of the truth goes a long way towards addressing the issue.

Take me for instance, If I continue this way, I’ll end up strapped to life support and a hydrodialysis machine cause of liver cancer, lung cancer, heart disease and plausibly a stroke. And this I declare as I finish this post while finishing my last cigarette and jeeving up for happy hour is total denial!

Dancing for dungus

July 26th, 2005 by benjimmie

Jason Lo once described a typical guy’s clubbing move on Latte at 8 consist of holding his beer and swaying left to right and back again. I call this the palm tree move and am guilty of such a ghastly mistake when I first started clubbing. Now while I’m no john travola, here are a couple of pointers for those ‘kayu’ people out there on how to move from a previously reformed ‘kayu’…:P

First of all comes the footwork and the key is in your hips. Don’t be too self conscious about move that booty. Start of by standing with both legs on the floor then slowly raise one leg up slight off and tapping twice balancing your weight on your other leg. Reverse and repeat with your other leg…once you got the rhythm and the hang of it, you can do a quick switch between the legs and try and make the motion fluid and wavelike.

Once comfortable, bend at the knees slightly and then move with the same steps but this time bending the knees sideways inwards as if taking a step forward but stopping when your heel leaves the floor and your weight is on the tip of your front feet. Repeat with the other leg. By now you got the gist of the move, so time to move that upper body.

Key to being fluid is to be soft…loosen up will ya. Bend your arms 45 degrees then use your upper body to match the wavelike motion of your feet. If your left feet moves forward, bend the right side of your body backwards towards the left with your right arm up and your left arm down (maintain that 45 degrees angle or you’ll look ridiculous). Repeat process in opposite, when it’s time to move your right feet. Instead of holding your hands in a clench fist, you can start snapping your fingers. Now with this move you can practically move backwards, forwards, left and right by adjusting your weight on the front of your feet and moving the knees in that direction.

Next comes the fun part…you can use this move to switch to salsa, and by placing one hand on your belt buckle, you can take three or more step forward and a equal number of steps back. You can use your other arm to continue snapping fingers at a 45degree angle or raise till the top of your head. You can also change it to shuffling, twist and even cha cha. So now time to put on those blue sweat shoes…;)

Nice guys finish last - NOT

July 26th, 2005 by benjimmie

“Nice Guys Finish Last.” Damn sick and tired of hearing this endless chant on cupid’s corner over at Lowyatdotnet. Any thread along this line would be filled, within the hour, with guys who would suddenly and explicitly take on the personality of whiny teenage girls and go about ranting, bitching and girl bashing. So, what is it about “Nice Guys” that cause their hearts to get stomped on by girl and people in general? I’m going to help explain this as clearly as possible to you whiny doofuses, because obviously my futile and constant attempts at advice go unheeded.

Failure in definition
Undoubtly, most these so called “nice guys” would quickly emphasize how they would fit into the category and then unleash upon forumers, whining, the magnitude of tsunamis. This is where the definition fails. Sorry to burst your bubble here, but there is huge distinction between being a nice guy and being a doormat. If by ‘nice’ one means being a gentleman - adhering to common chivalry, treating people with respect, being courteous and understanding, being gentle and soft spoken, or even being a bit idealistic - then I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that at all. It is NOT the fact that a guy is “nice” that makes him unattractive to a girl. Being nice is a great personality trait and there’s nothing wrong with being a nice person. Far too many guys are under the impression that they were “too nice” and that’s why they got stomped on and stepped over. Bttttzzzzzz. Wrong!

Real Reasons
The first and most crucial mistake a guy can make is to lie to himself about the REAL reason that a girl got scared off. Most of the time he is just too needy and attempts to build his entire existence around being with her. Talk about pressure! Guys don’t like overly needy girls, so believe what you want about men being from mars and women being from venus, but this is something universal folks…so it works both ways! Girls don’t like overly needy guys as well. So, stop trying to turn into belly button lint stuck in some girl’s navel. Simply…do NOT build your life around her or anyone else, for that matter. Have your own interests and activities. Build a happy and healthy life for yourself so that when you do find a good girl she compliments the good life you already have rather than creates or completes your life.

Learn to say NO, damit!
Another mistake so many nice guys make is to devote all of their time into doing things for other people to the point where they aren’t taking care of themselves. Learn to say No when you need or want to say it. It’s okay to put your own needs and wants ahead of doing things for others that they could do for themselves. If you don’t take care of yourself first you won’t be worth a damn to anyone else. Start saying “No” when you don’t want to do someone a favor. “Sorry, I can’t” is just as easy to say, and the world won’t stop turning if you say no.

Love yourself and build confidence
Sounds cheesy but here goes (barf bags not provided for readers). Love is a very precious gift you can give another. There’s a catch though, most importantly, you MUST love yourself first. Until you can genuinely love yourself you can’t love another person in a healthy way. Many “nice guys” mistakenly believe that if they worship the ground a girl walks on and idolizes her that she will automatically return the same treatment towards him. These “unrealistic expectations” more often than not, gets unmet and lead to pain, frustration and sometimes anger. These expectations are nothing more than premeditated resentments or self-inflicted suffering. Never set yourself up for this kind of disappointment. Here I would like to introduce them to two simple formula called break even point and returns on investment…read up on it, don’t be lazy. In real life, you don’t get back 100% of what you invested, so learn to cut losses and step away. Don’t worship girls. They are human, make mistakes and aren’t perfect. They are just like you for the most part, and are no better or worse than you are. Don’t treat them like they deserve more than you do. If you don’t respect yourself, girls won’t respect you either.

More tips:More things I’ve learnt

Don’t hide. Most of the time nice guys tend to hide. They either hide in their work/home or in tightly constructed and safe social groups, rarely go out into the world to even attempt to meet someone or keeps to a closer social group of people when they do. Nice guys don’t always do the club scenes,.but when you find them, they’re so “kayu”. Learn to dance, cause most girls dance and it’s on the dance floor that you meet them.

Understand that there are stupid girls and these sort of girls are simply not worth your time. Being able to distinguish which girls are worth it and which ain’t would in a way help you filter out which targets to spend your energy on pursuing. Understand what kinda girls are worth pursuing too is important coz though everyone wants a hot chick, settling for a average girl may be the wisest choice of all.

Learn to recognize your opportunities. Sometimes you’ll lose a nice girl by not realizing the signals she gives you. After you’ve learnt to recognize opportunities, learn to take advantage of it, trust me it may be daunting at first but after awhile, banging your head against the wall for missing such an opportunity when one arises, you’ll learn to grow some balls.

It’s important not to be too trusting or to take people at face value, though, and to be able to see when people are trying to take advantage or screw you over. This is something many have to learn the hard way though, unfortunately.

Make sure you show your limits. What makes ‘bad guys’ look good is usually the self confidence and arrogance they show. You can be nice and still be arrogant without being an ass. Learn to flirt. Eye contact is very important and the best way to approach without falling flat on your face is to use this indicator to see if she’s interested.

Finally, I know most of these stuff seems hard at first and not everybody can change cause some traits are just hard-coded into one’s personality. My quiet nature for instance, and no matter how hard I try I just can’t be a chatterbox…but most of the things are and I’ll be living proof of that.

Most guys pride themselves in being logical, but when it comes to girls they lose all sense and sensibility, imediately turning gaga…sigh~. If you recognize your own behavior in this list, and have probably blamed your “niceness”-DON’T. In conclusion … don’t lose the niceness, lose the wimpiness.

The partial list of logical fallacies

July 15th, 2005 by benjimmie

While discussing/debating ideas with people, we tend to use logic and reason to justify our points. In forums, especially LYN, opposing parties tend to quickly point out the other person’s flawed logic (term popularized by chewyx) and the purpose of this exercise is to destroy the foundations on which an argument is built upon. Case studies are abundant especially in RWI and is the preferred tactic of tackling an argument. While we strive to achieve ultimate logic, it is important to examine the most frequent logical fallacies our arguments fall into, I myself being guilty of quite a few…:P (hey, I’m no Vulcan)

In general, of course, it’s a good idea to avoid logical fallacies, if at all possible, because a good opponent will almost always catch you. It is especially important to avoid obvious logical fallacies like argumentum ad populum, because they are especially vulnerable to powerful (and persuasive) refutations thus resulting in a humilating pawnage. Sometimes though, a logical fallacy, or at least an unjustified logical leap, is unavoidable. The most important guideline for committing such fallacies yourself is to know when you are doing it, and to be prepared to justify yourself later if the opposition tries to call you down for it.

The following is a partial list of common fallacies of logic with explanation and (some) examples.

Ad hominem (attacking the person) aka flaming - Attacking the arguer rather than his/her argument. Example: His objections to capital punishment carry no weight because he is a convicted felon. Note: Saying something negative about someone is not necessarily ad hominem. Eg. critizing stupid members of parliment or ministers.

Appeal to emotion - Deliberate introduction of emotional devices in place of logical assertions to persuade the listener. The fallacy can appeal to various emotions including pride, pity, fear, hate, vanity, or sympathy. Generally, the issue is oversimplified to the advantage of the arguer. Example: Ecal’s attempt to use photographs as justification for Palestinian cause to whop Israelites ass. For the low down on who ecal is kindly go to empire23’s blog, where he displays another talent of his in the form of internet perp profiling.

Ad ignorantium (appeal to ignorance) aka burden of proof fallacy - Arguing on the basis of what is not known and cannot be proven. If you cannot prove that something is true then it must be false (and vice versa). Example: You can’t prove there isn’t a green chimpanzee, so there must be one.

Shifting The Burden Of Proof - A specialized form of the argumentum ad ignorantiam. It consists of putting forward an assertion without justification, on the basis that the audience must disprove it if it is to be rejected. Normally we take it that the new position must have supporting evidence or reason adduced in its favor by the person who introduces it. When we are required instead to produce arguments against it, he commits the fallacy of shifting the burden of proof. Example: You prove it, no you prove it ain’t….typical.

Ad verecundiam (appeal to authority) - A deliberate attempt to convince the listener by appealing to the reputation of a famous or respected person. Often manifested by an authority in one field speaking out of their field of expertise. Example: Britney Spears selling Toyota cars.

Affirming the consequent - invalid form of the conditional argument. The second premise affirms the consequent of the first premise and the conclusion affirms the antecedent. Example: If I kick you in the nuts, you can’t have children. You can’t have children, therefore you’re nuts had been kicked.

Straw Man - Misrepresentation or recasting of an opponent’s position to make it more vulnerable. Usually this is done by distorting the issue to a ridiculous extreme. This can also take the form of attacking only the weak premises in an opposing argument while ignoring the strong ones. Example: Those who favor gun-control legislation just want to take all guns away from responsible citizens and put them into the hands of the criminals.

Argument From False Analogy An unsound form of inductive argument in which an argument relies heavily on a weak or irrelevant analogy to prove its point. Example: This must be a great car, for, like the finest watches in the world, it was made in Switzerland.

Begging the question aka circular reasoning An argument in which the conclusion is implied or already assumed in the premise. Example: Holy books are infalitable, is the word of God. Why…? Because it’s stated so in verse bla bla bla.

Amphiboly - Syntactical ambiguity involving the position of words in a sentence or the juxtaposition of two sentences that leads to communication of a erroneous idea. This fallacy is like equivocation except that the ambiguity does not result from a shift in meaning of a single word or phrase, but is created by word placement. Example: Jim said he saw Jenny walk her dog through the window. Ow! She should be reported for animal abuse. [This was supposed to relate Jim’s sighting of Jenny through the window, not Jenny’s passing bodily through the window.]

Slippery Slope A line of reasoning that argues against taking a step because it assumes that if you take the first step, you will inevitably follow through to the last. This fallacy uses the valid form of hypothetical syllogism, but uses guesswork for the premises. Example: We can’t let the minority attain power, if we do, it won’t be long before they take absolute control.

Common Belief aka bandwagon or appeal to popularity - Assertion of a statement to be true on the evidence that many other people allegedly believe it. Being widely believed is not proof or evidence of the truth. Example: Of course Nixon was guilty in Watergate. Everybody knows that!

Past Belief - A form of the Common Belief fallacy. The same error in reasoning is committed except the claim is for belief or support in the past. Example: Slavery is not morally wrong, it has been practiced for centuries.

Composition - Conclusion that a whole must have a characteristic because some part of it has that characteristic. Example: The Trump clan must be rolling in money, since Donald Trump is a billionaire

Contrary to fact hypothesis - Assertion of an idea based on an unjustified or unsubstantiated degree of certainty that a hypothetical consequence would have resulted. Example: If the US of A didn’t go to war with Iraq, Saddam Hussein would have overtaken control of Saudi Arabia and controlled the world’s oil today.

Denying the Antecedent - An invalid form of the conditional argument. In this one, the second premise denies the antecedent of the first premise, and the conclusion denies the consequent. Often mistaken for modus tollens. Example: Nut kicking incident in reverse.

Bogus Dilema aka “the either” or false dichotomy - Assertion that we must choose one of two alternatives instead of allowing for other possibilities; a false form of disjunctive syllogism. Example: “Chicks, love them or leave them.” (The implication is, since you don’t love it the only option is to leave it).

Division - Conclusion that any part of a particular whole must have a characteristic because the whole has that characteristic. Example: I am Kim Seng is good at business since , since Chinese are good at business.

Hasty Generalization - A generalization accepted on the support of a sample that is too small or biased to warrant it. Example: All atheist are arrogant. Just look at these postings here.

Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc(“After this, therefore caused by this.”) A form of the false cause fallacy in which it is inferred that because one event followed another it is necessarily caused by that event. Example: Ever since you’ve join the team we keep on losing. Must be your fault.

Inconsistency aka self pawnage - A discourse is inconsistent or self-contradicting if it contains, explicitly or implicitly, two assertions that are logically incompatible with each other. Inconsistency can also occur between words and actions. Example: A feminist who doesn’t believe women should be ordained priest.

Non Sequitur (“It does not follow.”) aka en passe - Assertion of premises that have no direct relationship to the conclusion. Example: A cute chick standing provocatively by a fast car is by no means an indicator of it’s performance.

Non causa pro causa (Questionable cause) - This form of the false cause fallacy occurs when the cause for an occurrence is identified on insufficient evidence. Example: I expect that it will rain tomorrow because I washed the car.

Red Herring - Introduction of an irrelevant issue into a discussion as a smokescreen. It is a tactic designed to divert attention from the issue at hand.

Slanting - A form of misrepresentation in which a true statement is made, but made in such a way as to suggest that something is not true or to give a false description through the manipulation of connotation. Example: I can’t believe how much money is being poured into the PTPN loans. [Use of the word “poured” suggests heedless and unnecessary spending].

Two Wrongs Make A Right - An attempt to justify an apparently wrong action by charges of a similar wrong. The underlying assumption is that if they do it, then we can do it too and are somehow justified. Example: Supporters of apartheid are often guilty of this error in reasoning pointing to U.S. practices of slavery to justify their system.

Idicsymbolt
“Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations”

Jargons and who’s who
LYN:Low Yat Net or Lowyatdotnet. A forum for enthusiast for practically anything or everything (found at http://forum.lowyat.net)
RWI: Real World Issue sub forum which contain political, religious and other serious issues.
Empire23: Refer links on the side people
Chewyx: Same as above.
Ecal: Refer Empire23.
Pawnage: to rule, to rock, or be generaly superior to…from root word P0wnz (refer to the urban dictionary at http://www.urbandictionary.com/)
Flame: To insult someone electronically.

Edited: Changed from master list to partial list since there’s 70 logical fallacies and I just listed a couple of the popular ones.

Guys in the kitchen

July 5th, 2005 by benjimmie

Regardless of gender, I usually have this do-you-eat-out-or-cook conversation, with people I get acquainted with, after some time. In fact had one with my colleague yesterday and therefore, the origins of my post today. It usually ends with surprise, that I can cook or rather that the average Joe can cook, when I mention that I’m too lazy to cook most of the time. Funny though that it only applies to those here in the peninsula cause most guys from the East Malaysia can cook. Now for those of you who can’t, you might give it a try. It ain’t all that hard. So before you set on out on this little ‘endeavour’, I’ve taken the liberty of preparing a manual or rather a “bachelor’s survival guide to cooking”. It’s from the top of my head.don’t expect exact measurements in .oz or .lb, the likes you see in recipes found in women’s mags or cookbooks. Credits go to my mum, since it’s the way she cook and obviously where I learnt it from. What can you say? Monkey see monkey do….

Halal section

Stir fried Chicken cutlets in dark soy sauce
Grab some chicken cutlets or carve up a chicken yourself.
Stir fry in a wok, chuck in some garlic, ginger, salt, sugar, light and black soy sauce. Add a little water for the sauce if it ain’t burnt yet.

Optional:
1. Dip ‘asam’ (tamarind) in water, squeeze and strain, use this concoction instead of plain water
2. Add dried chilies. Do NOT touch your eyes after cleaning out the pips.

Sweet & Sour Vegs- don’t really know the name of the dish.
Chop up cabbages, cauliflower, young corn and button mushroom.
Stir-fry in a wok with garlic, ginger, salt, sugar then add generous amount of bottled Maggie chilly sauce and tomato ketchup. Add a little water to make the sauce.

Corned Beef
The key is to stir fry this stuff with big onions. Takes the saltiness away. Best downed with Stir fried cabbages and white rice. Be ready to fart like a trooper though.

Stir fried cabbages
Stir fry with garlic and salt.

French beans coated with eggs
Cut diagonally across the bean (if lazy use scissors lah). Stir fry with egg, salt. Serve.

Baby Kailan and whatever leafy green stuff or broccoli
Stir fry with salt, garlic and oyster sauce. Couple of minutes only please. The greener the better.

Non-Halal Section

Stir fried Chicken cutlets in dark soy sauce- con’d from above section.
3. May be replaced with Stir-fried pork cutlets and French fries (cut it yourself man! Don’t be lazy)

Damn unhealthy stir-fried pork - how my dad cooks :P
Slice thin layers of pork. Put lotsa salt and generous helping of pepper in a small bowl and rub the pork slices in it. Heat up a frying pan and chuck them in. Stir-fry till the slices are crispy. Wash down with beer!

Corn soup
Cut up strips of pork and stir fry in a pot with garlic, ginger, salt, pepper then open a can of corn, pour it in and add water to make soup.

Bone/Chicken Sour soup.
I don’t know what the preserved veggie is called but it’s sour. They are basically two types…one which is like a cabbage, light greenish brown that you can peel and one that looks like dark green lumps of cucumber with redish preservative on it. Get some pork meat (boney ones) or chicken cutlets or cut them up yourself as before.
Stir the meat (of your choice) with the preserved veggie (of your choice as well) fry in pot with garlic & ginger. Add water to the density of soup.

Char Siew Pork
Requires zero kitchen flair, just plain old patience. Grab the bottled char siew sauce that is commercially available and marinate the piece of pork. Throw in an oven and wait. Now if you always salivated and wondered how it’ll be like to have that entire piece of Char Siew hanging at the wantan noodles stall, you’ll get to fufill you fantasy in an hour or less. Yummy!

Borneo Rainforest World Music Festival

July 4th, 2005 by benjimmie

The Borneo Rainforest World Music Festival will be held in T-3 days. Sheesh, and I’m stuck here with AD Migration. More like AD Migraine! Should have taken leave in advance and booked my Air Asia ticket early, then I’d be sipping beer relaxing in the pristine rainforest with it’s eye soothing greenery and fresh richly oxygenated air with my hearing teased to the diverse resounding rhythms in the heart of the one of the world’s oldest rainforests. Was looking forward to hearing the sape music again, especially since the virtuoso sape player, Jerry Kamit ,much touted as “The Jimmy Hendrix of the east” will be displaying his prowess and further more this time he’s gonna puts aside his usual rock and pop Sape playing style, and showing the more traditional spiritual and lyrical side.

Matthewuchau
Matthew Ngau and Uchau Bilong

Jerrykamit
Jerry Kamit

What is The Rainforest World Music Festival? Well it’s a unique annual festival, something akin to UK’s Concert In The Park with a twist, it brings together renowned world musicians from all continents. You’ll get to hear Celtic music, Caribbean Bullerengue and ethnic music from Algeria, Belize, Ivory Coast, Guinea, Thailand to name a few. But that’s not all, during the 3 day festival, there are also informative workshops, ethno-musical lectures, jamming sessions and mini concerts, followed by evening performances on the main stage.

What is a Sape?

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For the uninitiated, the Sape (pronounced “Sa-Peh” is a 4 string instruments from the lute family, made from soft wood, (Meranti). The Sape has quite an elongated body that is hollowed out and functions as a resonator and a short neck. It is famous among the Kayan and Kenyah tribes. Sape strings were originally made from the Sago tree but have since been replaced by nylon strings. All the strings are plucked using the thumb and only one of the strings is used to play the melody, while the accompanying strings are struck rhythmically to produce a drone. The strings are fixed across the body, supported by a bridge which is movable, for tuning purposes. Musically, the Sape is a simple instrument. In practice, the music is quite complex, with many ornamentations and thematic variations. Sape music is best known through the works of the late, great Tusau Padan and introduced to the world during the Worldwide Music Expo (WOMEX 97) held from 23rd to 26th October at the Palais du Pharo in Marseilles, France by four musicians, Irang Lahang, Tegit Usat, Asang Lawai and Uchau Bilong. How much effect did it have? Well I’ll leave you with an exclamation of disbelief by a Frenchman at the event “How can such a simple instrument make such beautiful sounds?!”

What it sounds like
Official Site

The Robot by Michael Mack

June 29th, 2005 by benjimmie

Upon the stairway of despair,
Complete with broken love affairs
And promises that never came,
But faded with a touch of shame,
A pretty girl with golden hair
And innocence so sadly rare,
Strove to keep her head above
A way of life devoid of love.

Feeling pinned against Life’s wall,
She chanced upon a robot tall
And said, “Please come and share with me
Whatever Fate has deemed to be.
I’m through with love, done with chances
Spirit crushed by past romances,
Just be a friend in word and deed.
That’s all that I shall ever need.”

“There’s not too much from me to learn,”
Remarked the robot, in return.
“Emotions do not form a part
of my cold, solid-steel heart.
Whatever maker fashioned me
Did not permit my circuitry
Responsiveness to love or pain -
You’re thoughts for me would be in vain.”

“No matter”, spoke the maid. “No more
Do I wish passion to explore.
Be someone I can come home to
When my exhausting day is through.
Count yourself a well-worn shoe -
A friend that I can slip into . . .
Protection from a stone cold floor . . .
For this I ask and nothing more.”

Agreement made, he took her hand
And lived the life that she had planned,
Always willing, not demanding,
Aiding her with understanding
He made her smile with humorous wit
(As his restrictions would permit)
And, bit by bit, she came to feel
That he was more than iron and steel.

“I love you, robot”, she at last
Replied when several months had passed.
“You’re strength and quiet dignity
Have brought a wondrous change in me.
No more do I feel all alone,
And pray you must be flesh and bone.
Deep-set emotions you MUST feel
Within that outer coat of steel!”

“If I were able, I would say
I’m sorry I was made this way
But my design and programmation
Does not provide for that creation
Of feelings normal men may feel
That were not born of iron and steel.
I told you all this once before.
You have no right expecting more.”

“Go, then!” cried she. “I will not live
Beside a fiend who cannot give!
Though I be battered by misuse,
Misguided trust and strong abuse,
At least the men I chose were real
And had the power to love and feel.
Of all the lovers I recall,
You are the cruelest one of all!”

The robot, indestructible,
Continues freely and at will.
Emotionless, apparently,
But, bearing closer scrutiny,
One can see a small tear streak
Down that cold, metallic cheek
As I reflect upon my life . . .
That lovely lady was my wife.

The robot, of course, was me.

Comments from the author of the poem: There are so many people who cannot show emotions and feelings very easily. Many times they are misinterpreted as being cold or unfeeling and pay the consequences when, all the while, they just want to be open and expressive like everyone else.

They just can’t.

comments from me: I’d like to say that at time I am guilty of being a robot and it’s a failure of most men. I’m not talking about being sensitive emphaty, compassion and getting teary eyed when watching sappy movies but revealing and exposing one’s innermost feelings, fears and desires. Is this inablility the result of indoctrination and comforming to society’s expected image of a true man?

Suicide - 18PG - Offensive Language

June 29th, 2005 by benjimmie

I’m damn freaking bloody pissed off at the moment so excuse me if I do use some swear words. Reader discretion is advised.

Suicide is a damning and final display of up most cowardiance. It is the solution of quitters. The final stroke of lameness. A spit second of pitiful ignorance, of the things that matter, and the ultimate epitome of stupidity. It takes even more fucking courage to live god dammit! Life’s a bitch, reality bites – go figure – deal with it you god damn foolish asswipe!. This world isn’t a freaking playground or a peaceful stroll in the park…It is a collection of possibilities and you build your own happiness out of it. There’s no such thing as an unsolvable problem or unmovable obstacles in life, especially if it concerns our puny pitiful sorry excuse of an existence, we’re not talking about Advanced Number Theory and Fermat’s Last Theorem here people!

Not as strong as you think? Screw you! We are ALWAYS stronger than what we think! It’s called the human will and it has displayed itself countless time over the millennia of human existence. If after 3 years of sharing my life with you, you still think I don’t know you, then maybe you’re right. But I know how strong you are. I’ve seen that strength and in adversity you have blossom into a beautiful flower indeed. I don’t know now where that firey gusto and freedom in living life has gone.

How can one justify it as a relief to pain? Tiuuu! That’s total bullshit, bullshit the magnitude of the cosmos. Such superbly display of logical justification that would make ancient philosopher roll over in their graves. Big news!, when you dead you don’t feel pain, you’re freaking dead for Christ’s sake! You don’t feel anything! But what’s the point of ending one life over a little bit of pain? You’ll lose out on what life has to offer, and confound it! Life has a lot to offer.

Not to mention the selfish and childish taunting and mockery you make of those who care about your. Putting them in agony during the hours of unknown waiting and praying is the worst and most despicable act one can do in return for love. Shameless, selfish cowardly ingrate! You are never alone and all the endless pain you suffer is inflicted by your own wrapped, wallowing self-pitiful depressed self. You have literally shut yourself out of the love everyone around you are showering on you. You have unleashed in yourself a demon that have taken over you consciousness, that has clouded your perception, and has twisted and disfigured your inner sanctum that you are now unable to even recognize the countless gentle gestures, in whatever form, of love extended to you by those around you! - even if it hit you like 200tons freight train at 2 in on a monday morning.

If this accursed confounded common sense doesn’t still sink in I have a lot of other solutions to suicide. Hollow yourself out, you’re already hallow anyway, and devote yourself to the caring of the sick, the dying, orphans, those on death row, the hungry, the poor and see if you can understand and grasp the meaning of life. Join the Peace Corps or be a volunteer in any of the thousands charity organization. If you hate humans, care for animals! SPCA, WWF, Greenpeace. If you still feel like a cursed coward and still want to given up please make sure fucking sure that you have signed an organ donor card.

Thanks alot for fucking up my day, my week and probably my life!