Archive for May, 2005

Latin: The dead language

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Latin.…the dead language like ancient Egyptian, Sumerian and Ubykh. Aside from the scientific, linguistic and legal community, poets, the curious, the Roman Catholic Church (for mass in Latin and theological papers) and the altar boys (who take a basic lesson in Latin by the parish priest), there aren’t many who can speak Latin anymore. Why do some still hold on to the dead language then? One word: Tradition.

Why is Greek and Latin used for scientific terms?
Greek and Latin were traditionally the languages of learning, and Latin in particular was the universal Western language, allowing scholars and other educated people from different countries to converse, until first French and then English took its place. Latin and Greek remained privileged languages until quite recently; it has been only in the last 50 years or so that they have ceased to be required subjects in colleges and universities. Since taxonomic nomenclature, in particular, has been in Latin since Linnaeus, this has created problems for those who have to name new species, such as newly-discovered dinosaurs! Usually they have to go to a Classical scholar for help these days…

Why is Latin used in the Mass?
The Mass is said in some eight languages or dialects by Catholics of the Eastern Rites. Latin was not introduced into the Mass in Rome itself until the late second century. The Holy See will never force the surrender of the ancient Eastern liturgies. But the great body of Catholics use Latin.

The Mass must not be judged like private prayers, though there is a time for private prayer during mass, which a person must understand in order to express his thoughts or feelings to God. In a sense it is less the prayer of the people than that of the priest. The retention of Latin is a magnificent affirmation that our beliefs are those of antiquity; we pray as our fathers prayed because we believe as they believed. The fixity of language helps impress this fact. It is wrong, moreover, to suppose that Latin is gibberish to the people. Every Catholic knows and loves the words before the distribution of Communion: “Domine, non sum dignus,”.and the other key words, pronounced in an audible voice, the “Dominus vobiscum, orate Fratres, ecce, Agnus Dei”,” In nomine Patris, et Filii,et Spiritus Sancti.”,” Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto.”,” Dominus vobiscum”.

“Me Deus! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur” – My God! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.

English in my opinion is inferior to Latin as a language of liturgical worship. But then that may just be me watching too many roman movies (Gladiator, Ben Hur, Sparticus),as the traditional tongue of Christ is Aramic, which by the way is still spoken in a Maronite village in Cyprus, and therefore should the Mass be carried out in this?

“Dominus vobiscum!”

For the curios
Mass in Latin
Bible in Aramic
Latin Words - No not the one taught by our Parish Priest ;)

Timeline of the Big Bang - Ep.1

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Timeline of the Big Bang

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Just thought I would summarize the Big Bang timeline as the brit brat about it on LowYatNet is going on. As usual the human mind to place everything in compartments and labeling everything in chronological order has brought us to a timeline of the birth of the Universe as we know it today. Pretty gory stuff especially the annihilation between ‘forces’ that would put most tragic Norse/Greek epics to shame. If this Universe was brought forth by such turbulent ‘forces’ is it possible that the living beings that inhibit it
inherited such characteristics?

According to the Big Bang theory, a sequence of events described below is believed to have taken place starting 13.7 ± 0.2 x 109 years ago, a time at which in general relativity there is a gravitational singularity (a point of infinite space-time curvature). The problem with the big bang is that general relativity and therefore classical physics itself, cannot describe the universe at this time, because there is no time and space before the Big Bang. The theory gives infinite values for the temperature and
density of the universe. Such predictions require a theory of quantum gravity/Grand Unified Theory/TOE (when such a theory is completed). Nevertheless, the time at which general relativity predicts a singularity makes a convenient starting point to begin the timeline, whether there was such a singularity or not.

Planck Epoch - 10-43to 10-35 seconds after the Big Bang
Science tells us nothing about what happened from the time of the Big Bang until 10-43 seconds, a concept known as Planck time. After this, the time is grouped into epochs. At first, these are very short periods; of the seven epochs described below, the first five together last for three minute. The temperature during this epoch is estimated to decrease from 1032 K to 1027 K.
10-43 seconds
At this point, the force of gravity separated from the other three electronuclear force.
10-36 seconds
Separation of the strong force from the electronuclear force, leaving three forces: gravity, strong, and electroweak forces.

Grand Unification Epoch - 10-35 to 10-12 seconds after the Big Bang.
10-35 seconds
This period is where the postulating of the existence of inflation solves a number of problems that were described in cosmic inflation. This period is also very important for the existence of matter in the universe.
Individually, the strong and the electroweak forces behave exactly the same way toward matter and antimatter meaning that there is no opportunity after this time for more matter to be created than antimatter. The strong and the electroweak forces are mixed and act as a single force. Grand unification theories suggest that when this is the case, it may be possible to have particle reactions which create more matter than antimatter.
10-33 seconds
The Quark-Antiquark freezeout begins and lasts until 10-5 seconds. Quarks are able to condense out at these temps but it is still too hot for protons and neutrons to exist (temp approximately 1025 kelvins). Quarks and anti-quarks annihilate each other to create photons, but quarks are created at a ratio of approximately 109 (1 billion) anti-quarks to 109  plus 1 (a billion and one) quarks, resulting in one quark per billion matter-antimatter interactions. The mechanism causing this asymmetry, is called baryogenesis. Here free quarks multiply rapidly.

Electroweak Epoch - 10-12to 10-6 seconds after the Big Bang
10-12 seconds
The diameter of the observable universe increases to approximately 10-13 meters. The weak force, which involves massive particles, condenses and separates from the electromagnetic force, which
involves a massless particle, leaving us with the four separate forces we know today.

Hadron Epoch - 10-6 seconds to 1 second after the Big Bang
Electrons and positrons turn kamizake and annihilate each other.
10-5 seconds
Quarks combine to form protons and neutrons. The lowering temperature allows quark/anti-quark pairs to combine into mesons. After this period quarks and anti-quarks can no longer exist as free particles.
10-4 seconds
The existence of antimatter is cancelled out, as lepton/anti-lepton pairs are annihilated by existing photons. Neutrinos break free and exist on their own.

Lepton Epoch - From 1 second to 3 minutes after the Big Bang.
1 second after the Big Bang
The Formation of hydrogen nuclei (the fuel of suns), the first atomic nuclei. Nuclear fusion begins to occur as the universe is now cool enough for atomic nuclei to form and still hot enough for them to collide to
form heavier elements.

Epoch of Nucleosynthesis - 3 minutes to 300K years after the Big Bang.
3 minutes after the Big Bang
Three minutes after the Big Bang, the universe is too cool for nuclear activity to occur, and these reactions stop. At this point the universe consists of about 75% hydrogen, 25% helium and trace amounts of deuterium, lithium, beryllium, and boron. Elements heavier than this do not have time to form before nuclear reactions stop. By looking at conditions between 1 second and 3 minutes after the Big Bang, one can predict the elemental abundance of the Universe. These predictions are broadly in agreement with observations.
300K years after the Big Bang
The temperature of the Universe is approximately 3K kelvins. At this temperature hydrogen nuclei capture electrons to form stable atoms. This event is known as recombination and is particularly significant because free electrons are effective at scattering light. This implies that this is the time at which space becomes transparent to light, since photons no longer interact strongly with atoms. This means that what we normally think of as matter and what we normally think of as energy become separate. The light from the moment at which the universe became transparent has been redshifted to radio waves and makes up the cosmic microwave background.

Epoch of Galaxies
A major event of this epoch is reionization. We see astronomical objects as they were some time ago. The greater the time since the object was as we see it now, the greater the redshift in the electromagnetic radiation we get from it. In the following table, the variable z is a measure of redshift of objects in which, if we were to observe them, we might see the listed events taking place.
z = 1500 - cosmic microwave background generated 300,000 years after Big Bang
z = 15 - First reionization
z = 6 - Oldest quasars
z = 5 - Reionization ends
z = 1 - Youngest quasars

Next up The Death Of The Universe.Woot! Episode 2 and finale

Ari MUST die!

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

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If you know the answers to these questions:

1. What does the 2nd B in Gibbs stand for?
2. Which two characters know how to use sign language?
3. Which two characters have tattoos?
5. Where did Agent McGee graduate from?

then most probably you are already a convert of Navy NCIS. For the uninitiated, NCIS, which is basically the acronym for Naval Criminal Investigation Service, a real life law enforcement agency and as the name suggests, has jurisdiction over and investigates any crime that has a shred of evidence connected to the US Navy and Marine Corps personnel (and covering everything from murder to terrorism). This show is simply, in my strongest opinion, the ‘in’ series to be caught dead watching for the year 04/05. Created by the prolific Donald P. Bellisario (of JAG, Magnum PI and Quantum Leap fame) It ranked 15th on the most watch show on primetime CBS. While my gf (now ex) fell in love with CSI, I on the other hand fell in love with NCIS while catching it’s 2nd episode of Season 1 on our local terrestrial television station 8TV. What got me hooked was the drama, humor, (not the typical American slapstick, but the more intelligent sarcasm, innuendos and wordplay) and the dynamic interactions between the characters. NCIS generally reveals its characters’ traits through their office relationships. It focuses on just one case per episode to allow increased interaction for the team. In solving it’s cases the team interestingly, ensure that they step on as many toes as possible, in particular the Secret Service, FBI and CIA.

Leading this team that operates outside of the military chain of command is NCIS (the cranky bastard) Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon). Gibbs is a highly skilled investigator and interrogator who is smart, tough and willing to bend the rules to get the job done. The thrice-married Gibbs, a former Marine Corp Gunnery Sergeant Major, is always seen with a cup of coffee in his hand.
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Special Agent Anthony ‘Tony’ DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), a former Baltimore PD homicide detective has instincts that comes from working on the streets. Dee-NO!-zo as Agent Gibbs calls him, is the epitome of shirt-chasing ‘buayas’. Often times exacerbating his childish behavior and jock mentality (which always entails getting a slap at the back of his head by Gibbs) is the senior agent in the team and specializes in information gathering and background checks. Never fails to raise an eyebrow, when he delivers results in his unorthodox ways. As Agent Gibbs says “You might not approve of his methods but you gotta love the results”

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Agent Caitlin ‘Kate’ Todd (Sasha Alexander) is the extremely HOT, tough former Secret Service agent in charge of the president’s security on Air Force One. She is Catholic, friendly, conservative and compassionate. I’d take her over FBI’s Agent Scully any day of the week!

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Forensics specialist Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette), a gifted scientist with a triple degree, and whose dark wit matches her goth-style hair , tattoos, clothes and lifestyle. Abby is the alternative-lifestyle person who is equally addicted to caffeine as Gibbs, but takes her ‘fixes’ in the form of soft drinks.

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We have the adorable Medical Examiner Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard (David McCallum), with his very famous “Ahh, this reminds me of a time…”, and fills us with very interesting tidbits of knowledge.

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Two new addition to the team is Agent Timothy McGee (Sean Murray) and Medical Assistant Jimmy Palmer (Brian Dietzen). McGee is a graduate of MIT and John Hopkins University, whose computer skills earned him a spot on Gibb’s team as a probationary field agent or ‘Proby’ as the older members like to call him. Palmer replaced the injured former ME Assistant Gerald Jackson (Pancho Demmings) who’s shoulder joints were shot by Aril Haswari, Gibbs now arch nemisis, to demonstrate his point in the episode Bete Noire.

What does this have to do with the title of this blog post?
Sasha Alexander will leaving the show …sob sob. The producers (those bastards!) then decided to kill off her Character, Agent Kate Todd, in the last episode of season 2 - Twilight. The person responsible for the murder is Ari Haswari (a Mossad secret service double agent) putting a bullet meant for Gibbs, in her head with a sniper rifle! Ari has been a thorn in the NCIS team’s sides ever since they crossed paths when he penetrated NCIS HQ’s forensics lab in season 1 (Same episode where he injuired Jackson). This really upset fans. Newsgroup and bulletin board erupted with outrage and so did I as to why this blog is being written. If they do manage to catch him, I would be glad to give ideas to Gibbs and DiNozzo on how to settle scores with the goddarn freaking sonnavitch…It involves one of Ducky’s scaples, castration, slow peeling, salt and a very creatively wraped state of mind (which I am in right now).

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Dedicated in loving memory of Caitlin ”Kate” Todd.

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Jazz

Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

A quiet evening listening to my jazz collection shuffled randomly on my winamp 5. A Clear night with the moon sneaking over the horizon and the stars come out to play. A cool breeze blows lightly, teasing the blades of grass and rustling of the leaves in the trees. Sitting down at my pc, I have a little sip from my Nescafe and waving my hand slowly with forefinger extended to the beat of the Don Grausin and the vocals of Pete Belesco, Michael Buble, Diana Krall. Amateur as I am though, (too many styles to listen too within this genre and I do admit that I approach some styles with trepidation and prejudicially select only contemporary styles such as acid, cool and smooth, slightly stomaching swing.) I decide then, that I would write up about the only music genre that I truly take pleasure in, that never ceases to get me bobbing to it’s musical chords as it plays out over the air, and move me in so many ways, I can’t even begin to describe.

What is Jazz? Jazz, an American art form, an as much of America’s cultural export, is an international phenomenon. The following in KL, is quite small though (in my personal opinion) strictly concentrated in clubs along Jln Ampang, hotel lounges and the once in the blue moon Jazz festivals in Mont. Kiara. Jazz for the most part it is a style of music that originated in the turn of the 20th century New Orleans (The official home of Jazz), St. Louis, Kansas City and Chicago from Ragtime c.1895, the syncopated rhythms of Ragtime and minor chord voicing characteristic of the Blues brand of music carried traits form West African Black music developed in the Americas joined with European poplar and light classical music from the late 18th and 19th centuries.
Classic Jazz - At the beginning of the 1900’s, Jazz styles took the form of small band music and its origin credited to New Orleans. This musical style is sometimes mistakenly referred to as “Dixieland” but is less solo-oriented. Though traditional New Orleans Jazz was performed by blacks, whites and African-American creoles, “Dixieland” is a term for white performer’s revival of this style.
New Orleans style - originated with brass bands that performed for parties and dances in the late 1800’s and early 1900’s. Musical arrangements varied considerably from performance to performance and many of the solos embellished the melody with ornaments of Jazz improvisation (a shared analogy in Rock would be ‘goreng’ of the lead guitarist). This lively new music combined syncopations of ragtime with adaptations of popular melodies, hymns, marches, work songs and the Blues.
Hot Jazz - c.1925 popularized by Louis Armstrong and considered to be absolute Jazz classics. Also characterized by improvised solos, around melodic structure, that ideally built up to an emotional and “Hot” climax. The rhythm section, usually drums, bass, banjo or guitar supported this crescendo, many times in the style of march tempo.
Chicago Style - Characterized by harmonic, innovative arrangements and a high technical ability of the players, Chicago Style Jazz significantly furthered the improvised music of it’s day.
Swing - The 1930s belonged to Swing. During that era, most of the Jazz groups were Big Bands. Derived from New Orleans Jazz style, Swing was robust and invigorating. Swing was also dance music and boy could they dance back then! The mid 1990’s saw a revival of Swing music fueled by the retro trends in dance….girls with short pleated skirts and sneakers with socks and the customary sweater and scarf and the guys in jocks sweaters with jeans – retro fashion? Once again young couples across America and Europe jitter-bugged to the swing’n sounds of Big Band music, often played by much smaller ensembles.
Kansas City Style & Gypsy Jazz – Following along the lines of swing with some minor – yeap! You guessed right! - improvisation.
Bebop – Here Jazz starts to evolve into something I can identify with what I am listening to these days. Developed in the early 1940’s, Bop had established itself as vogue by 1945. Until then, Jazz improvisation was derived from the melodic line. Bebop soloists engaged in cordial improvisation, often avoiding the melody altogether after the first chorus. Usually under seven pieces, the soloist was free to explore improvised possibilities as long as they fit into the chord structure. Differing greatly from Swing, Bebop divorced itself early-on from dance music, establishing itself as art form but severing its potential commercial value. Ironically, what was once thought of as a radical Jazz style, Bebop has become the basis for all the innovations that followed.
Vocalese - The art of composing a lyric and singing it in the same manner as the recorded instrumental solos. Vocalese reached its highest point from 1957-62. Performers may solo or sing in ensemble, supported by small group or orchestra. Bop in nature, Vocalese rarely ventured into other Jazz styles and never brought commercial success to it’s performers until recent years.
Mainstream - After the end of the Big Band era, as these large ensembles broke into smaller groups, Swing music continued to be played. Re-emerging as a loose Jazz style in the late ’70s and ’80s, Mainstream Jazz picked up influences from Cool, Classic and Hardbop. The terms Modern Mainstream or Post Bop are used for almost any Jazz style that cannot be closely associated with historical styles of Jazz music.
Cool - Evolving directly from Bop in the late 1940’s and 1950’s, Cool’s smoothed out mixture of Bop and Swing tones were again harmonic and dynamics were now softened. The ensemble arrangement had regained importance. Nicknamed “West Coast Jazz” because of the many innovations coming from Los Angeles, Cool became nation wide by the end of the 1950’s.
Hardbop - An extension of Bebop that was somewhat interrupted by the Cool sounds of West Coast Jazz, Hard Bop melodies tend to be more “soulful” than Bebop, borrowing at times from Rhythm & Blues and even Gospel themes.
Bossa Nova - A blend of West Coast Cool, European classical harmonies and seductive Brazilian samba rhythms, Bossa Nova or more correctly “Brazilian Jazz”, reached the United States c.1962 (timeline). The subtle but hypnotic acoustic guitar rhythms accent simple melodies sung in either (or both) Portuguese or English.
Soul Jazz - Derived from Hardbop, Soul Jazz is perhaps the most popular Jazz style of the 1960’s. Improvising to chord progressions as with Bop, the soloist strives to create an exciting performance. The ensemble of musicians concentrates on a rhythmic groove centered around a strong but varied bassline.
Groove - An off-shoot of Soul Jazz, drawing its tones from the blues and focuses mainly on the rhythm. Sometimes referred to as “Funk” it concentrates on maintaining the continuous rhythm “hook” complimented lightly by instrumental and sometimes lyrical ornaments.
Fusion - By the early 1970’s, the term “Fusion” had come to identity a mixture of Jazz improvisation with the energy and new rhythms of Rock music.
Afro-Cuban Jazz - also known as Latin Jazz, is a combination of Jazz improvising and highly infectious rhythms. Evolving from it’s early Bop centered roots, Afro-Cuban Jazz has become a true fusion between North, South and Central America.
Post Bop - The terms Modern Mainstream or Post Bop are used for almost any style that cannot be closely associated with historical types of Jazz music. The alternate path to Groove and Funk, starting in 1979. Elements of Avant-Garde offer soloists new exploratory directions while polyrhythmic beats from Caribbean influences lend a wider diversity than previous Bop music.
Acid Jazz - The term Acid Jazz is loosely used to cover a wide range of music. Although it is not a true style of Jazz music that has evolved from traditional stems. Originating in the 1987 British dance scene, it defined a funky music style which incorporated sampled classic Jazz tracks, 70s Funk, Hip-Hop, Soul and Latin grooves, with the main focus on instrumental music and not the lyric. The resulting mosaic usually ignored improvisation giving argument to whether Acid Jazz is, in fact, Jazz.
Smooth Jazz - Evolving from Fusion, but leaving behind the energetic solos and dynamic crescendos. Improvisation is also largely ignored, giving the same argument as Acid Jazz on whether the term “Jazz” can truly apply. High tech layering of synthesizers and rhythm tracks give it unobtrusive and slick packaging, where the ensemble sound matters more than individual expression. Perhaps the most commercially viable form of all Jazz styles since Swing appealing to the more youthful generations nowadays (Including myself).

Source: Various Sources such as allaboutjazzdotcom, pbsdotorg,jassdotcom.

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Personality defect test

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Here’s an interesting personality defect test that I took after reading Soggie’s (check the link if you wan’t to know who that is). Cool! Always wanted to be a transformer…. :) now to think of a great moniker!

Robot

“You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don’t bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don’t really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.”

Autobots…transform and roll out!
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TOE, Hyperspace and the 10th dimension.

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Reading up on the numerous writing of physicist on the TOE (Theory Of Everything), especially with all the various intricate contending super string theories, one tends to get lost about how everything fits into the big picture. I find that Micho Kaku summary, in drawing a simplistic analogy as the best thought off and almost philosophical, the most beautiful yet.

Kaku would as child, visit the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco. He would be fascinated by the carp, who lived in a very shallow pond. Kaku then draws his analogy from this particular childhood memory. Simply put, he places us, humans, in the situation of the carps with our understanding of our universe limited to the third dimension, as the pond. The carp, living in ‘two-dimension space’, would only be able to swim forwards and backwards, and left and right the concept of “up”, beyond the lily pads, would be totally alien to them. How would the crap be aware of the world above them? One day it rained with the rain drops forming gentle ripples on the surface of the pond. The carp could see this and thus they knew. The third dimension would be invisible to them but they could clearly feel or see the vibrations coming from there. They might invent concept to describe this, called “forces”, giving them names, such as light and gravity. Today, many physicists believe that we are the carp swimming in our tiny pond, blissfully unaware of invisible, unseen universes hovering just above us in hyperspace. We spend our life in three spatial dimensions, confident that what we can see with our telescopes is all there is, ignorant of the possibility of 10 dimensional hyperspace. Although these higher dimensions are invisible, their “ripples” can clearly be seen and felt. We call these ripples gravity and light. Hyperspace theory however, languished for many decades for lack of any physical proof or application but recently is being revived for a simple reason that it may hold the key to the greatest theory of all time, the “theory of everything.”

Mandarin and Chinese…

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

I don’t understand why to be qualified as a ‘Chinese’ you need to be able to write or speak Mandarin. To be true to your ethnicity you should be proud of your dialect.

Please remember that Mandarin is a north China dialect and until the mid-20th century, most Chinese living in southern China did not speak any Mandarin. However, despite the mix of officials and commoners speaking various Chinese dialects, Nanjing Mandarin became dominant at least during the officially Manchu-speaking Qing Empire but was replaced in the imperial court with Beijing Mandarin during the last 50 years of the Qing Dynasty (late 19th century). A single standard of Mandarin did not exist. The non-Mandarin speakers in southern China also continued to speak their regional dialects for every aspect of life. The new Beijing Mandarin court standard was thus fairly limited. This situation changed with the creation of an elementary school education system committed to teaching Mandarin

Dr M barred from Jerusalem

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

RAMALLAH (West Bank): Israel banned former Malaysian Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, whose comments had in the past infuriated Jews, from entering Jerusalem on Monday while visiting the West Bank.

Dr Mahathir was delayed for an hour at the Allenby crossing from Jordan into the West Bank, where Israeli officials banned him from going to Jerusalem or the city of Jenin in the West Bank, said Palestinian prime minister Ahmed Qorei.

“I want to say to the entire world that this is the political mind of the occupation,” Qorei told a joint news conference with Dr Mahathir in the West Bank city of Ramallah. – AFP

What the hell? They have the audacity of criticizing Israel for banning our Good Doctor from entering Jerusalem? Well for one thing, Malaysia has been banning the entry of Jews into the country since I can remember. Even recall my colleague mentioning over lunch on how he had witness a former colleague, an expat and a Jew who was living and working in Malaysia for 7 years, being deported (almost in cuffs) when the policy was first introduced. When was this policy introduced? Well for one thing I’m still trying to find the answers with google without avail but as far as I can remember it was put in place since the 1980s. Anyhow If our foreign policy doesn’t do give us brownie points, our Good Doctor has been very vocal about his anti-Semitic stances, much to the irking of the West.

Childhood wonders

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

Everytime I pass by hilly and heavily wooded housing areas around SS17 or Jalan Wisma Putra, I come to reminisce about my childhood years. Those were great times indeed and probably instilled in me the need to be conservative about nature and our environment. While not exactly Green Peace material myself, I do cringe and feel sadden by the apparent “rape” of our natural wonders.

Those childhood years were spent every evening or early morning in the fenceless/gateless compound of the colonial-designed government quarter community in Kapit. A compound feels like an understatement as it was really more like fields of green (almost) carpeted grass, blanketed by the shades of tall trees, dotted among the houses. Alas, I forgot what kind of species those trees were, but they were huge and towering, with grey and whitish barks devoid of branches accept for the tops (not unlike those American Redwoods - but way smaller). They also had this huge red flowers, which were shaped like orchids on steroids, than anything else. Playing among their branches was out of the questions, but exploring the crest and crevices to find frogs, tadpoles, worms, moss, and the odd lizard was more than enough to keep my young mind occupied. And whenever I get tired of this, I would just go and play in nearby stream that flowed through this ‘wonderland’. Oh! that doesn’t mean I didn’t climbed trees, because there was also the ‘regulatory’ fruit trees, planted by dad and neighbors.

Sometimes I wonder how I survived. I (actually we) did a lot of pretty dangerous things when young huh? Climbed hills, raced bicycles, explored vast tracts of secondary woods, playing in the stream, fell out of branches, exploring the neighborhood swamp which had a pond that would swell and had mini whirlpools that would throw fishes up to the grassy banks. Was that dangerous? Heck yeah! In fact, once I tripped over a tree root and hit the ground so hard I broke two teeth, step on a snake (but escaped unbitten), nearly drown, and of course got my fair share of cuts, lacerations, the compulsory bruising, mud and germs. Not to mention a good whipping by my concerned parents whenever I embarked on my ‘adventures’.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, when you’re a kid with my kinda childhood going on these forays gives you a sense of incredible freedom. I think that’s where I get my predilection for freedom from. I did things and went places. I was wild and free. Would I have traded that for a safe, cosseted childhood ? Not a chance! That’s the best I can explain it, or in the words of The director general of the Confederation of British Industry, Sir Digby Jones “Get cosseted kids out onto life’s playing fields”.

Big No No to bad news in the press

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

Since the last hoo-raah about the LRT advertisement, our MPs, Menteris and Mentreri Besars has done it once again. With their impeccable form of logic they decided to bring up, for the umpteenth time, a totally ridiculous notion that the mass media tone down their reports of so called ‘bad news’. While I understand and totally agree with them that our mass media are too capitalistic in their stance, that only ‘sensational’ news sells, the logic behind such a disparaging remark by members of the Dewan Rakyat simply eludes me. Certain members of the Dewan, in my personal opinion, as mech88 puts it, is in serious need for remedial instructions on logic.

Now waiting for the time for some ‘entrepreneur’ to come up with the idea of logic classes to reap benefits, like the still silly excuse of compulsory corporate governance training for all CEOs, directors , et cetera should attend to qualify for holding such post on companies. (but alas that is not the source of my annoyance right now – so for another time).

Taking the liberty to demonstrate my point, maybe these are some of the more politically correct reporting style and headlines that would be appearing in the national papers soon after:

Nilai: Manufacturing facility Supervisor was put into a permanent state of metabolic dormancy and relieved of his clothes by socially misaligned individuals who are unlawfully inclined” - Robbers kill and strip factory supervisor

Muar: A 20-year-old pre-woman, who went out for supper with her intimate friend of the opposite gender, ended up being convinced to having involuntary sexual intercourse him and two other youths on Saturday night. - Supper date ends up in gang rape

Petaling Jaya: In an spontaneous decision to adopt the vow of poverty, a domestic engineer donates her handbag and belonging worth RM5,000 to a youth on a noisy motorcycle. Unfortunately during the handover, she received various lacerations due to the excitement of the youth in obtaining such valuables. – Housewife sustains injuries during snatch thief incident.

And for all this, their so-called ‘contribution’ want a pay increase of what? 10%??!!